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MC Breed R.I.P.

Eric Breed he died Nov 22nd of kidney failure. I am truly sad.

The big homie, my friend, we were cool. I called him B, I met B when I first came back to California, I think it was 94 or 95. All I know the city was on fire. He was riding in a town car, he had a driver. That’s how you should always roll.

I was chilling at Denny’s that was the spot on Sunset and Martel, all the pimps and ho’s were 

ARE BLACK CHIC’S TURNING FOR WHITE DICKS?

I see this happening in Hollywood, the new fad. Broke black chics should jump in get some!

Kelly Rowland got Richard Branson, Naomi Campbell got Viadislav Doronin, Teri Seymour had Simon Cowell. She got him though real good.  She’s got 9 million dollars sitting in her bank bet you she was broke when her and Simon first met.

I was talking to my friend a black girlfriend of mine we were smoking KUSH and kicking it. I told her bout the new Hollywood fad white dudes with black chic’s she said, “are you kidding me?” She said, “she ain’t down with white boys, they got raw chicken dick.

I was like you better tan and brown up that chicken dick cause nicca’s ain’t gonna give you shit but dick.

Im gonna tell you like I told her, this trend is not new, Dorothy Dandrige, Diana Ross, Tina Turner, all did the white dude thing. Matter of fact this goes all the way back to SLAVERY, but we’ll save that for Black History Month in February.

Here’s a question you might hear in a black barber shop.  Is a black girl a sell-out if she goes out with a white dude?

by the way “MAXWELL IS GAY!!!”

The singer Maxwell and his Super Model girlfriend Raven Davis has broken-up. I must question this relationship of Maxwell and his ex- girlfriend Raven Davis. I know from verifiable fact Maxwell is only doing GAY AFTER PARTIES for his current (almost over us tour) meaning after he performs at a regular venue where the straight people are.

His next stop after the tour performance will be the GAY BAR. I believe he gets 20 to 30 thousand dollars for these AFTER PARTIES. Per his management only after parties hosted at gay bars or with a gay theme.

This brings to mind  a song Maxwell put out, it was called  Woman’s Work. I had to hear that fucking dreadful song at least twice a day, my girlfriend at the time loved this song. She kept playing it. I fucking hated it!

I couldn’t believe a man could have written such a song. I said to her, “if Maxwell wrote this song he’s gay.” I took the CD out of my girlfriends hands, I instantly  checked the credits of the song Woman’s Work and saw it was written by Kate Bush. My girlfriend said see he’s not GAY, he’s just in touch with his sensitive side and its a good song.

Michael Jackson is more Gangsta then both Kanye & Fiddy (combined)

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This guy is gangsta, say what you wanna say about him. I am saying, he’s gangsta!

Why?

Michael Jackson jacked this Arab sheikh for 7 million dollars. Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, he’s the second son of the king of Bahrain.

The Sheikh is saying he gaved Michael Jackson 7million dollars do to a album with a candid autobiography. Michael didn’t complete or turn in a project.

It’s fair to say the Sheikh is saying Michael Jackson robbed him. Michael is saying it was a gift. The 7 million dollars was a gift, what the fuck is the Sheikh talking bout?

That’s a straight jack move and I love it Michael!

There’s more, they had court yesterday Michael had to be in London England for court. He pulled another OG move Michael said, he’s sick he can’t travel meaning he don’t wanna see nobody in other words he’s telling the Sheikh fuck you I don’t wanna see you.

Ain’t No Questions about it, Prince is a FRUITLOOP!

PRINCE ROGERS NELSON

Prince is for the bible, he’s not down with homosexuality. In a recent interview he said, he’s totally down with his new religion. He’s a Jehovah’s witness, and in one part of the interview he was asked, what is your perspective on social issues-gay marriage abortion? Prince tapped his Bible and said,”God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever,and he just cleared it all out. He was like’ Enough.’ ”

Here’s where my story begins, ever since as a young boy I saw Prince and I knew he was gay. My brother took me to a Prince concert. I was impressed, I thought Prince was a good performer.

I grew up in a musical household so I knew my music. As a kid my older brothers and my uncle collected records my uncle had like ten thousand records, he had everything.  I was a kid in the 80’s but I knew  my music.

I knew when I saw Prince he reminded me of Little Richard, Sly Stone, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, Foster Sylvers, Sugafoot from the Ohio Players, Patrice Rushen, Parliament Funkadelic, and Rick James.

Not yet in my teens and I knew where he was getting his flavor from and I loved it. Prince was rude and I wasn’t allowed to listen to his music so you know I did. Run DMC didn’t have explicit lyrics in their songs, Prince did and he also had girl groups like Vanity 6, Apollonia, Shelia E,  all of his girl groups showed their ass and sung dirty songs and I fucking loved it. I can easily say he may have influenced me in some ways like my dirty mouth when I record music.

It was Ike Turner who later told me he taught Prince the BLUES. Ike said him and Prince use to record in his studio together. Before Rick James died he and I recorded together, and he told me he took Prince on tour and when the tour was over and they came home Prince changed his whole image. Rick said he became me, a Rockstar!

Rick said Vanity 6 that’s Prince’s version of the Mary Jane Girls and Sheila E is Prince’s version of Teena Marie. Rick also told me Prince took his sexual and punk image and shaped it to be his own. This guy Prince wasn’t he the one who had a album and a song called Controversy? On this album Controversy Prince wore a G-String underwear, with a face fully plastered in make-up. He even had a fake mole on his face, and to top it off he even wore girls 6 inch boots with a trench coat and leg warmers.  HE WORE LEG WARMERS, like the gay guy Leroy. Remember him the gay black guy Leroy with the braids from the hit television show Fame?

Well Leroy ended up turning tricks in Italy. He became a male prostitute to support his cocaine addiction, yes Leroy is gay and i’ll bet Prince is too!

This Prince guy put out a lot of explicit material for us all to purchase. He had songs of incest with his sister, he masturbated on records, he cursed god, he had an Erotic City, he did it all, he even asked us on record  is he straight or gay ?

The song was called Controversy the answer is YOU ARE GAY PRINCE! You have perfume coming out Prince, its called 3121. Come out the fucking closet, Prince. God will not forgive you for all the dicks you sucked. Prince stop hiding behind the Bible, you still dress and still carry yourself like a little girl.

Do you think the Lord Jesus Christ will except you in drag Prince? You are a drag queen Prince, stop the Bible beating stuff.  Jesus sells but could Prince bring you closer to god? Could Prince sell you Jesus? The answer is NO cause none of us are buying it.

Trying to run from who you really are can confuse you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 4:72

Didn’t you hear? Simon Cowell is GAY!

Doesn’s Simon like to rub his nipples at the same time he’s judging these contestants? This guy is a fucking jerk off. You the public made him rich, if it was up to me his ass will still be broke, why? He has no fucking talent and he chooses who we listen to on the radio. He’s a piece of shit in my books, fuck him, Randy, Paula, and Ryan (STILL IN THE CLOSET) Seacrest. I said it!

I saw a clip of Ryan when he wasn’t quite yet popular, he was a host on some gay television show in San Francisco, to make a long story short Ryan was oiling down a muscle man’s muscles on this show. Ryan was a young host, he was even caught saying in the clip (which I saw it with my own eyes) Ryan said, how good it felt rubbing oil on the muscles of a bodybuilder, who was a male I may add.

I despise the American Idol fan, some of you have the nerve to tell me Ryan is not gay. You the same people who believe there is no racism in America. You the same people who voted for Clay Aiken. One of the most ridiculous contestants at that. You are the people. I don’t talk to or wish to know you. You had us all seeing and hearing this fake Barry Manilow guy. He reminds me of a fake version of Rick Ashley, at least Rick Ashley had a hit record.

Clay Aiken sucks and he wears Mac make-up 24/7. This is for all you people who have nothing to do and you like to picket and walk around with signs. lets see some picketing of American Idol. It’s bad for the kids, could you imagine your little nephew growing up acting like Clay Ailken think about it …

Simon and Terri Seymour Simon wants us all to believe that Terri is his girlfriend, but word on the streets is that they broke up. Terri and Simon broke up and he gaved her 9 million dollars. Why would Simon give this 34 year old black woman 9 million dollars ? I”ll tell you, like it or hate it I don’t care. Straight up Simon’s GAY!

Terri is his cover his shield to cover his homosexuality. This is a message to all the gay guys, don’t you think if someone is gay they should not be ashamed? They should be GAY AND PROUD and not hide in their little closets? So why don’t you the gay people call these fuckers out, they are using you.

They should all be proud like ELLEN. She don’t hide. I like her, she keeps it real.

Simon he paid this black bitch, because she is a bitch. She’s extorting the guy, trust me she’s got 9 million dollars! That’s more than a fucking bank job, that’s BLACKMAIL! This Terri Seymour got paid hush up money, no books, no interviews, turn in all x rated pictures, say nothing just shut up. Some gag order shit.

I bet you Simon said Terri, meet me at the lawyers office. Terri this is all you gotta do, sign the contracts and i’ll give you 9 million dollars. She did and she got PAID! I bet you Simon called Terri Seymour, Terrance when she did him with the strap-on, who is this guy kidding?

Simon and Ryan Seacrest quarreled on the show like two lesbians, actually in one show they had a fall out. A boyfriend and girlfriend episode and Simon called out Ryan. I thought I was watching the Oxygen Channel.

Terri and Simon claimed they broke up because she wanted a family and Simon didn’t. Simon wants us all to believe he’s not ready to settle down, he’s a jet-set Playboy. FUCK YOU SIMON, come out the CLOSET, admit it YOU ARE GAY!

Here’s the reason why these two broke up. Terri Seymour is a old bitch, she’s 34, she wants a family, she ain’t lying, she can’t play this gig, this act as Simon’s girlfriend anymore. She’s cashing out, it’s like Vegas. She’s been sitting at the roulette table, she played and she won. Hats off to her and to her nicca who mastermind it all. Whoever you are, you are PIMP OF THE YEAR!

The next guy we see Terri Seymour with masterminded this whole thing. Whoever he his I wanna meet him, he’s a true PIMP.

Heres the top 3 PIMPS of the year:

1. Terri Seymours real boyfriend the invisible guy he’s the winner. We’ll see him soon, promise you he’ll surface in the new year. He’s the winner
2. Kevin Federline
3. Oprah’s old man Stedman

Behind every good whore there a good PIMP!

Jackin assholes like Simon, will always help you on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 7:30

Crazy Does as Crazy Will! A Critique of American Idol & Paula Abdul…

I know Paula very well, we made some money and recorded together. I knew Nile Rogers and he hooked it up. People don’t know this, but Nile made Madonna, he also produced for David Bowie throughout the 80’s. He was also the producer for the Thompson Twins. He’s the guy who produced Madonna’s first album.

I always told him he was partley responsible for fucking up our ears. It was Nile who introduced me to Paula. Nile paid me very well to record with Paula. Her and I had phone conversations, we kick it, we were cool until the songs were finished. Then suddenly she changed her phone number, the fucking whore.

The American Idol reject & obsessive Paula fan who killed herself in front of Paula’s home is going to destroy Paula. The obsessive Paula fan committed suicide in her car. Her method of choice was pills. She was found dead in her car with Paula’s CD’S and pictures surrounding her.

I’ll say it again, most of these people who appear on reality shows are fucking nuts. Remember Joe Rogan host of Fear Factor? He had his constestants eating shit (thanks NBC)

I hope paula see’s what this disgusting show is doing. Not only did it fuck up the music business, but American Idol has people committing suicide. Where are those people who like to picket and cause a ruckus? Why are they not trying to get this show banned? Kids should be doing their homework that time of the evening anyway.

Watching American Idol will hider your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 1:82

Mr. Who The Fuck Cares aka Donald (The Toupee) Trump

I told you before anyone who voted for McCain and Palin is fucking stupid and could be a possible racist, well Donald Trump voted McCain and Palin.

He also made the prediction that the 50 cent reality television show will fail (like thats a difficult prediction to make.)

I’ll predict this Donald that your wife will get caught sucking the pool boy’s dick. No one listens to you Donald. Your a man thats wears a wig, how can we trust a man that wears a wig? You have bad judgement and my case is made by the fact you voted for McCain/Palin.

I hope like Bob and Obama that while Puffy or 50 is vacationing in the Hampton’s they run into your daughter, and then they pimp on her, and they end up sticking their black dicks in her mouth. I am happy your show got cancelled Donald.

Listening to a man that wears a wig when its proven fact that the wig wearing man will have bad judgement which will hinder your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 6:42

Kanye more Gangsta then 50cent!!! – Kanye vs. Paparazzi (take 3)

Dude keep getting arrested!

Paparazzi keep fucking with dude and he falls for it. Could someone please tell Kanye that the paparazzi knows he’s going to freak out so they will keep fucking with him.

I think Kanye likes the attention, think about it. If the paparazzi wasn’t around how will his fans know about him? Kanye is probably using the media to promote his new album which is being dropped later this month. This is the third paparazzi incident for Kanye, first incident happened at LAX, second incident happened in England, third time he got arrested was back in Los Angeles. 3 fucking times in about a month. Getting arrested this is promotion for his new album.

My advice to Kanye, he better watch it he don’t wanna get locked up in the Twin Towers downtown Los Angeles for a long period of time. Inmates there will extort him or they will simply turn his asshole into a manhole. He wouldn’t need AUTO TUNE then, he’ll be singing tenor for life!

Please buy Kanye’s new album.

He lost his mom, she passed away earlier this year. may god bless her soul. He sacrificed a lot for you the customer, he’s going through it. You the people are all he has.

I am down with Kanye’s new attitude, he’s tells the award shows MTV THE GRAMMYS exactly how he feels. He don’t bite his tongue for nobody.

Kanye doesn’t need a toilet either, he will just whip his dick out anywhere he wants to, and relieve himself (remember this.) Now he is knocking out the paps. His lyrics aren’t gangsta but his actions sure are. Kanye’s a ROCKSTAR!

Self Promoting yourself when you got product coming out will only help you on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 4:82