ARE BLACK CHIC’S TURNING FOR WHITE DICKS?

I see this happening in Hollywood, the new fad. Broke black chics should jump in get some!

Kelly Rowland got Richard Branson, Naomi Campbell got Viadislav Doronin, Teri Seymour had Simon Cowell. She got him though real good.  She’s got 9 million dollars sitting in her bank bet you she was broke when her and Simon first met.

I was talking to my friend a black girlfriend of mine we were smoking KUSH and kicking it. I told her bout the new Hollywood fad white dudes with black chic’s she said, “are you kidding me?” She said, “she ain’t down with white boys, they got raw chicken dick.

I was like you better tan and brown up that chicken dick cause nicca’s ain’t gonna give you shit but dick.

Im gonna tell you like I told her, this trend is not new, Dorothy Dandrige, Diana Ross, Tina Turner, all did the white dude thing. Matter of fact this goes all the way back to SLAVERY, but we’ll save that for Black History Month in February.

Here’s a question you might hear in a black barber shop.  Is a black girl a sell-out if she goes out with a white dude?

Would you fuck with Paris Hilton if you knew she had HERPES? (Hollywood Celebrity Disease Pool)

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend of nine months have broken up. Benji Madden from the pop alternative rock group Good Charlotte. I know this guy he has a twin brother Harlow, who’s with Nicole Richie.

We did the Wrapped Tour together i think in 99 or 2000 (maybe both.) I was so fucked up. If you know me, you know I got no respect for dudes who wanna kick it with me wearing mac-up.

Someone from AFI  introduced us, all I can remember is kicking it on their bus and taking all their liquor off their Prevost tour  bus to my Prevost  tour bus, cause all the chic’s were on our tour bus. I don’t think the twins and I ever spoke after that incident.

Who cares I never wanted to record with them anyways. I only fuck with real musicians, I make music for myself, for my peers, but NEVER FOR PROFIT.

Back to this Paris, don’t this chic got HERPES . Cher said it, not me. Cher said, this Dirty Disease Infested Slut gave her son Elijah son of Gregg Allman Herpes.

Wasn’t this the Sasquatch size 12 feet wearing bitch who’s items were in public storage and they found pictures of her doing rails of coke off some old guys chest. I think posing with C. Adlers droopy balls?

I remember it like yesterday, the HERPES PRESCRIPTION  with her name PARIS HILTON.  I guess it’s fair to say Paris Hilton got the cooties and everybody who slept with her has this vicious disease too, HERPES!!

I was SHOCKED to come across these websites that have for years posted this information and yet people still willingly engage in sexual relations. We are talking the likes of Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson, David Gest, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli, Anne Heche, David Hasselhoff, OMFG TONY BENNETT TOO!!!

Girls Next Door (Pimp Moves by Tricks)

HOLLY & KENDRA

These two came the fuck up, they worked hard, sometimes even embarrassed themselves, but they didn’t care they had a job to do they had to pretend to be Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends.

Anybody who believed it should be sent outta space. Holly is 29. Kendra is 23. Hugh oh he’s hip, he likes to be called Hef, he is 82, he’s the almighty PLAYBOY. They would like for us to believe that these 3 people were in a relationship, word on the streets is their relationship came to and end Holly is now dating the voodoo child Criss Angel, and Kendra’s engaged to I forgot his name.

I don’t care but I do know he’s a football player, he plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. Only if I watched sports I would have know his name. Truth is I watch some sports, like girls playing beach volleyball. I just fell in Iove with the Brazillian and Netherlands all girl beach volleyball team during the summer olympics.

They are fucking hot, ask me bout that and we could talk about that. Don’t ask me if I saw that play, the move Reggie Bush did last night?  Ain’t Reggie fast? You kidding me right!

This Jacky Jasper lil bitch I don’t watch men  wearing spandex trousers and cropped jerseys running around catching a pig skin ball! Are you on CRACK? Thats for the chics to watch. The girls should know the football stats, not you dudes.

It makes me wonder about the dudes who wear sport apparel team jersey’s with other mens names on the back. That’s kinda gay think about it…

Back to the Girls Next Door… There’s a story about Kendra, I wish I could tell you but I can’t. I am involved in that particular story so I can’t snitch on myself. They don’t pay me enough, but i’ll tell you this, so many friends of mine personally fuck the shit out of her.

by the way “MAXWELL IS GAY!!!”

The singer Maxwell and his Super Model girlfriend Raven Davis has broken-up. I must question this relationship of Maxwell and his ex- girlfriend Raven Davis. I know from verifiable fact Maxwell is only doing GAY AFTER PARTIES for his current (almost over us tour) meaning after he performs at a regular venue where the straight people are.

His next stop after the tour performance will be the GAY BAR. I believe he gets 20 to 30 thousand dollars for these AFTER PARTIES. Per his management only after parties hosted at gay bars or with a gay theme.

This brings to mind  a song Maxwell put out, it was called  Woman’s Work. I had to hear that fucking dreadful song at least twice a day, my girlfriend at the time loved this song. She kept playing it. I fucking hated it!

I couldn’t believe a man could have written such a song. I said to her, “if Maxwell wrote this song he’s gay.” I took the CD out of my girlfriends hands, I instantly  checked the credits of the song Woman’s Work and saw it was written by Kate Bush. My girlfriend said see he’s not GAY, he’s just in touch with his sensitive side and its a good song.

Michael Jackson is more Gangsta then both Kanye & Fiddy (combined)

*** STICK UP KID OF THE WEEK ***

This guy is gangsta, say what you wanna say about him. I am saying, he’s gangsta!

Why?

Michael Jackson jacked this Arab sheikh for 7 million dollars. Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa, he’s the second son of the king of Bahrain.

The Sheikh is saying he gaved Michael Jackson 7million dollars do to a album with a candid autobiography. Michael didn’t complete or turn in a project.

It’s fair to say the Sheikh is saying Michael Jackson robbed him. Michael is saying it was a gift. The 7 million dollars was a gift, what the fuck is the Sheikh talking bout?

That’s a straight jack move and I love it Michael!

There’s more, they had court yesterday Michael had to be in London England for court. He pulled another OG move Michael said, he’s sick he can’t travel meaning he don’t wanna see nobody in other words he’s telling the Sheikh fuck you I don’t wanna see you.

(UPDATE) Disney Fires Adrienne Bailon

I was right about my prediction regarding Adrienne Bailon the slut from the girl group 3LW.

In case you don’t know Adrienne is going out with Kim Kardashian brother. She took some scandalous photos, we saw it. She showed her ass and she’s going to pay for it. Adrienne got her group kicked off the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. What next? Disney?

Hanging out with whores like Kim Kardashian could cost you the spotlight on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky1:91

P. Diddy – Puffy – Sean Combs = Narcissist Of The Week

P Diddy is mad at Ben stiller.  Diddy said he audition for the African American role in the movie Tropic Thunder the role that Robert Downey jr played.  Diddy said Ben played in my video the single Bad Boy For Life, he said Ben did a cameo in his video so he thought for sure he got the role in the movie Tropic Thunder. Diddy said he was disappointed when he found out Ben gave the role to a Caucasian actor, who had to use make-up to color his skin black.

Puffy is losing it, he’s sucking his own dick! He gets Narcissist Of The Week

Diddy this is for you, the part Robert Downey jr played in the Movie Tropic Thunder was written for a white actor. That’s what made the character funny. Diddy if you played the part Robert Downey jr played  the movie would lose its humor. The script was written that way Diddy so the audience can get a good laugh.

By the way Diddy you cannot compare a music video to a movie role. Diddy, Ben Stiller don’t owe you shit. If that’s your argument (by the way I never thought Diddy did audictions) Diddy they know you wanna get your paws on an Oscar they ain’t going make it easy for you.  Diddy here’s an idea you do music favors for some of these actor guys who wanna become musicians, guys like Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Bruce Willis, he’s your friend you hooked up his ex-wife Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher didn’t you?  Maybe these guys can get you in.

Ain’t No Questions about it, Prince is a FRUITLOOP!

PRINCE ROGERS NELSON

Prince is for the bible, he’s not down with homosexuality. In a recent interview he said, he’s totally down with his new religion. He’s a Jehovah’s witness, and in one part of the interview he was asked, what is your perspective on social issues-gay marriage abortion? Prince tapped his Bible and said,”God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever,and he just cleared it all out. He was like’ Enough.’ ”

Here’s where my story begins, ever since as a young boy I saw Prince and I knew he was gay. My brother took me to a Prince concert. I was impressed, I thought Prince was a good performer.

I grew up in a musical household so I knew my music. As a kid my older brothers and my uncle collected records my uncle had like ten thousand records, he had everything.  I was a kid in the 80’s but I knew  my music.

I knew when I saw Prince he reminded me of Little Richard, Sly Stone, James Brown, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson, Foster Sylvers, Sugafoot from the Ohio Players, Patrice Rushen, Parliament Funkadelic, and Rick James.

Not yet in my teens and I knew where he was getting his flavor from and I loved it. Prince was rude and I wasn’t allowed to listen to his music so you know I did. Run DMC didn’t have explicit lyrics in their songs, Prince did and he also had girl groups like Vanity 6, Apollonia, Shelia E,  all of his girl groups showed their ass and sung dirty songs and I fucking loved it. I can easily say he may have influenced me in some ways like my dirty mouth when I record music.

It was Ike Turner who later told me he taught Prince the BLUES. Ike said him and Prince use to record in his studio together. Before Rick James died he and I recorded together, and he told me he took Prince on tour and when the tour was over and they came home Prince changed his whole image. Rick said he became me, a Rockstar!

Rick said Vanity 6 that’s Prince’s version of the Mary Jane Girls and Sheila E is Prince’s version of Teena Marie. Rick also told me Prince took his sexual and punk image and shaped it to be his own. This guy Prince wasn’t he the one who had a album and a song called Controversy? On this album Controversy Prince wore a G-String underwear, with a face fully plastered in make-up. He even had a fake mole on his face, and to top it off he even wore girls 6 inch boots with a trench coat and leg warmers.  HE WORE LEG WARMERS, like the gay guy Leroy. Remember him the gay black guy Leroy with the braids from the hit television show Fame?

Well Leroy ended up turning tricks in Italy. He became a male prostitute to support his cocaine addiction, yes Leroy is gay and i’ll bet Prince is too!

This Prince guy put out a lot of explicit material for us all to purchase. He had songs of incest with his sister, he masturbated on records, he cursed god, he had an Erotic City, he did it all, he even asked us on record  is he straight or gay ?

The song was called Controversy the answer is YOU ARE GAY PRINCE! You have perfume coming out Prince, its called 3121. Come out the fucking closet, Prince. God will not forgive you for all the dicks you sucked. Prince stop hiding behind the Bible, you still dress and still carry yourself like a little girl.

Do you think the Lord Jesus Christ will except you in drag Prince? You are a drag queen Prince, stop the Bible beating stuff.  Jesus sells but could Prince bring you closer to god? Could Prince sell you Jesus? The answer is NO cause none of us are buying it.

Trying to run from who you really are can confuse you on your climb up the Ladder Of $ucce$$

Jacky 4:72

Bow Wow buried the bone, but he says it was still wrapped…

Bow Wow denies being the father of Superheads child he said he smashed her but he wore a rubber. I believe him.

Karrine Superhead Steffans you are a fucking liar, I am happy for Bow Wow. I was so disgusted with him I named him asshole Of The Month over this incident. I can’t retract my blog about you Bow Wow nor will I apologize to you, but lets all give him a little applause for not being this whores baby daddy.

GOOD FOR YOU BOW WOW!

Wearing a condom not only protects you from STD’S, it also protects you from conniving little bitches who don’t know who their baby daddy is.

Karrine Superhead Steffans try another name, I am sure there’s at least a thousand men you can accuse of being your baby daddy, you despicable slut.

Staying away from dirty little sluts like Karrine Superhead Steffans will surely keep your name out of the rumor mill on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 7:28

Didn’t you hear? Simon Cowell is GAY!

Doesn’s Simon like to rub his nipples at the same time he’s judging these contestants? This guy is a fucking jerk off. You the public made him rich, if it was up to me his ass will still be broke, why? He has no fucking talent and he chooses who we listen to on the radio. He’s a piece of shit in my books, fuck him, Randy, Paula, and Ryan (STILL IN THE CLOSET) Seacrest. I said it!

I saw a clip of Ryan when he wasn’t quite yet popular, he was a host on some gay television show in San Francisco, to make a long story short Ryan was oiling down a muscle man’s muscles on this show. Ryan was a young host, he was even caught saying in the clip (which I saw it with my own eyes) Ryan said, how good it felt rubbing oil on the muscles of a bodybuilder, who was a male I may add.

I despise the American Idol fan, some of you have the nerve to tell me Ryan is not gay. You the same people who believe there is no racism in America. You the same people who voted for Clay Aiken. One of the most ridiculous contestants at that. You are the people. I don’t talk to or wish to know you. You had us all seeing and hearing this fake Barry Manilow guy. He reminds me of a fake version of Rick Ashley, at least Rick Ashley had a hit record.

Clay Aiken sucks and he wears Mac make-up 24/7. This is for all you people who have nothing to do and you like to picket and walk around with signs. lets see some picketing of American Idol. It’s bad for the kids, could you imagine your little nephew growing up acting like Clay Ailken think about it …

Simon and Terri Seymour Simon wants us all to believe that Terri is his girlfriend, but word on the streets is that they broke up. Terri and Simon broke up and he gaved her 9 million dollars. Why would Simon give this 34 year old black woman 9 million dollars ? I”ll tell you, like it or hate it I don’t care. Straight up Simon’s GAY!

Terri is his cover his shield to cover his homosexuality. This is a message to all the gay guys, don’t you think if someone is gay they should not be ashamed? They should be GAY AND PROUD and not hide in their little closets? So why don’t you the gay people call these fuckers out, they are using you.

They should all be proud like ELLEN. She don’t hide. I like her, she keeps it real.

Simon he paid this black bitch, because she is a bitch. She’s extorting the guy, trust me she’s got 9 million dollars! That’s more than a fucking bank job, that’s BLACKMAIL! This Terri Seymour got paid hush up money, no books, no interviews, turn in all x rated pictures, say nothing just shut up. Some gag order shit.

I bet you Simon said Terri, meet me at the lawyers office. Terri this is all you gotta do, sign the contracts and i’ll give you 9 million dollars. She did and she got PAID! I bet you Simon called Terri Seymour, Terrance when she did him with the strap-on, who is this guy kidding?

Simon and Ryan Seacrest quarreled on the show like two lesbians, actually in one show they had a fall out. A boyfriend and girlfriend episode and Simon called out Ryan. I thought I was watching the Oxygen Channel.

Terri and Simon claimed they broke up because she wanted a family and Simon didn’t. Simon wants us all to believe he’s not ready to settle down, he’s a jet-set Playboy. FUCK YOU SIMON, come out the CLOSET, admit it YOU ARE GAY!

Here’s the reason why these two broke up. Terri Seymour is a old bitch, she’s 34, she wants a family, she ain’t lying, she can’t play this gig, this act as Simon’s girlfriend anymore. She’s cashing out, it’s like Vegas. She’s been sitting at the roulette table, she played and she won. Hats off to her and to her nicca who mastermind it all. Whoever you are, you are PIMP OF THE YEAR!

The next guy we see Terri Seymour with masterminded this whole thing. Whoever he his I wanna meet him, he’s a true PIMP.

Heres the top 3 PIMPS of the year:

1. Terri Seymours real boyfriend the invisible guy he’s the winner. We’ll see him soon, promise you he’ll surface in the new year. He’s the winner
2. Kevin Federline
3. Oprah’s old man Stedman

Behind every good whore there a good PIMP!

Jackin assholes like Simon, will always help you on your climb up the Ladder of $ucce$$

Jacky 7:30